$ Paranormal Investigator

THIS BE NOT THE ORIGINAL! THIS BE A *CLUB* ENTRY!!!

(Original no longer available)

Done by

"Full view, please!

TOLD ME TO.

EVERYONE VISIT HER USERPAGE AND GO ">("

and do the same to me while you're at it, since I'm the nerd who came up with this in the first place.

Don't get me wrong, folks, I love ZADR. I get all happy and fangirly when I see (good) ZADR. It's one of my favorite pairings, and I've met some pretty awesome people in the fandom.

However... with every fandom, there are fantards. Fantards who make the characters horribly OOC so they can make them serenade each other in the light of the moon and then have some mad, paranormal luvvins. Or, for some reason, they think Dib has a "thing" for paranormal creatures and that's why he's interested in them (hence the text). OR, they beat the poor, poor fandom over the head with their sticks of CLICHES which makes Zim and Dib so emo that they end up shooting each other. For some reason.

And so, it's times like these where you just wanna give Zim a hearty pat on the back for saying the one thing that's on everybody's minds.

Get off his lawn, stinkbeast.
Get off his lawn.
And take some freaking birth control pills while you're at it.

Disclaimer: This is all meant in good humor, so don't throw rocks at my head and make me eat dirt D: It's supposed to be funny! Laugh, damn you! LAUGH.

Music: "Rock Beat" - Loud Force
Tools: Photoshop 7.0, Wacom3 tablet.
Credits: Dib and Zim (who would be in the picture if I wasn't lazy) are (c) Jhonen Vasquez.

EDIT - Yes, I'll probably move this to the scraps later, but I want it to get at least SOME attention before I store it away."

None of them belong to us.