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Fanfic Pimpage Contest!

Sun Sep 13, 2009, 7:41 AM


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The winner of the "Super Hero" contest, with 10 votes, is

La ganadora del concurso "Super Heroe" es

by/ hecha por by ~crazylolli

Congradulations/felicitaciones :clap:

2nd place winner is thedarklordkeisha

3rd place winner is reynaruina

Thanks all for participating! :D

Segundo lugar es thedarklordkeisha

Tercer lugar es reynaruina

¡Gracias todos por participar! :D




Next contest theme/Proximo concurso:

Fic-inspired: Pimp your favorite fanfic by drawing your favorite scene from it, or even some cover art!

Dibuja tu escena favorito de tu fanfic favorito!

Deadline/Fecha Tope Dec 5

Prize Artists
:icongrowly::iconzimmersizistakky:

ENTRIES

1. by =Notgonnadie
This is for ~Pokegirl623's Bleeding Memory

2. by ~tophis1
This is for ~sessyandozzylover's Voodoo Dolls of ZADR DOOM

3. by ~HeartagramReyire
This is for ~HeartagramReyire's Hear You Me

4. by ~AngelNocturne
This is for ~SWING-21's The Feel of Irken Claws

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Where's the ZADR?

Sun Sep 6, 2009, 2:12 AM


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After much diliberation over the difficult issue of what is and isn't ZADR, we have come to a decisive conclusion. The club will hereby spell out for everyone what kind of pics we accept so there will be no more ambiguity on the subject.

What Is Acceptable ZADR?

Acceptable ZADR is Mpreg, it's friendship, it's lust, it's kinky, it's possessive, it's accidental compromising situations, it's bondage and domination, it's hurt/comfort, it's lover's quarrels, it's sado/masochism, it's unresolved sexual tension, it's shotacon, it's xenophilia, it's pedophilia, it's fluff, it's emo, it's angst, it's cross-dressing, it's gender bender, it's alternate universe, it's In-Character, it's Out Of Character, it's mutual, it's one-sided, it's cute, it's embarrassing, it's consensual and it's non-consensual.

What Isn't Acceptable ZADR?

Acceptable ZADR is not *vore, it's not guro, it's not lethal, it's not **cruel.

*Unacceptable Vore will be defined here using the definition from Urban Dictionary:

A fetish in which one fantasizes about being eaten alive or eating another creature alive (sometimes known as phagophilia). The most common type of vore is "soft vore", being swallowed or swallowing whole with no bloodshed. There is also the less common "hard vore" which involves the tearing and chewing of flesh.

** It's a well-known fact that fangirls have a tendency to have double-standards in regards to rape. In real life, it's bad; but in fanfiction/art it's drool-worthy, we cheer it on, we say things like "You can't rape the willing!" and when the romance is slow "Ugh, come on, rape him already!"

Is this right? Probably not, but that's just how we are. For those of you who can't stomach any kind of rape whatsoever, turn your filters on and watch out for "Ideologically Sensitive"

Who gets to decide what falls under these categories and what doesn't? The Club mods do. As we stated before, art submitted to the club before the establishment of these rules is exempt. The club places mature-filters on things that some people find morally offensive and we will not be held responsible for people who ignore those filters. This doesn't mean you can't challenge a decision, you can, and if you make a convincing case we'll make the necessary changes; otherwise the decision stands.

Also remember that there exists:

:iconz-a-d-f: the Zim and Dib Friendship club

:iconzada-club: the Zim and Dib Amity Club

:iconz-a-d-e: the Zim and Dib Enmity Club

If none of these are what you're looking for, you can always start your own club. We'd be happy to advertise it here ^_^

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¿Qué Es ZADR?

ZADR es Mpreg, es amistad, es lujuria, es crespo, es posesivo, es la esclavitud y la dominación, dolor/consuelo, es las riñas de amante, es el sado/masoquismo, es la tensión sexual no resuelta, es shotacon, es xenophilia, es pedofilia, es pelusa, es emo, es la angustia, es traviste, es jarra de género, es el universo alterno, es En-Carácter, es Fuera De Caracter, es mutuo, es unilateral, es mono, es vergüenza, es consensuado y es no-consensuado.

¿Qué no Es ZADR?

ZADR no es vore, no es guro, no es mortal, no es cruel.

¿Quién va a decidir qué esta calificado bajo estas categorías y lo que no? Los mediadores del Club lo haran. Como indicamos antes, el arte sometida al club antes del establecimiento de estas reglas son exento. El club usa los filtros de madures en cosas que algunas personas encuentran moralmente ofensivo y nosotros no seremos responsable por personas que ignoran esos filtros. Esto no significa que usted no puede desafiar una decisión, si puedes, y si usted offrece un argumento convencedor, haremos los cambios necesarios; de otro modo la decisión se queda.

También recuerde que allí existe:

:iconz-a-d-f: el club de amistad entre Zim y Dib

:iconzada-club: el club de Concordia dentre Zim y Dib

:iconz-a-d-e: el club de Enemistad entre Zim y Dib

Si ninguno de éstos es lo que usted busca, usted siempre puede comenzar su propio club. Seríamos felices de anunciarlo aquí ^_^

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The ZADR vs Anti-ZADR Crusade

Mon Jun 22, 2009, 9:18 AM


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Greetings ZADR Friendly forces! This is Darth Bandeet speaking. As you know, WAR has been declared against our MIGHTY fandom. And we have decided to accept the challenge.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write/draw an epic battle scene depicting the ZADR Fandom War. It could take the form of an image, diary entry, war poem, anthem, or maybe a written account of your time in the "Field" (Just make it up.) It can literally be anything, as long as it portrays a battle or struggle against the Anti-ZADR members. Ideas regarding weapons and tactics would also be useful. One of the first to do so was one of our own, ~hagehidoku


Now, before the battle begins, everyone keep in mind we have a written treaty with the Anti-faction to ensure that all our dealings are peaceable. It is entitled, the Zim and Dib (ZAD) Club's Treaty. What that means is this: All deviations will be considered, but there can be no blatantly offensive remarks or excessive swearing posed towards the Anti-faction, but humorous and/or valid argumentative situations or battle may be expressed in the "Combat" situations. Any violation of these conditions will result in dishonourable discharge from the unit.

You must provide a storyline or one will be provided for you. For example:

"It is the Year 2009. Invader ZIM fan girls have separated into two forces. One Pro-ZADR one Anti-ZADR. Now they've landed on Deviant Art to end this war unconcerned for the unlucky artists who get in the way."

Following this, a pair of the Anti's, ~PK-And-CAPQ, have provided the battleground in which the war will take place: [link] This is where you will go to sign up should you wish to participate in the war effort. Your entries will be sent there as well.

:new: Don't forget to send ~PK-And-CAPQ your alias/self-proclaimed title, and weapon of choice if you want to be added to the war listing ^_^

And now you will be provided with some basic club propaganda. Whether you choose to use these elements or not is entirely up to you. Also, the Anti's don't have any official uniforms or anything, so you can make them up if you like.

Our Official Club Symbol ; Our Official Club Uniform ; And a pic of us mods if you feel so inclined to use us (or not) XD


Anyone interested to learn more about the club's history will now be directed to a collection of mock documentaries (mocumentaries) written by different club historians:

:iconhannahjap: [link]

:iconverlassensie: [link]

:iconandalitebandit-6: [link]

:iconkage-rod: [link]

:iconkumagorokun690: [link]

You might also be interested to look into the outbreak of what has been called "ZADR's Disorder" with possible causes, treatments and side-effects listed on the right: [link]

To close, we leave you now with a few inspirational works of art exemplifying the AWESOME MIGHT of the ZADR Empire!


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Super Hero/Heroe

Wed Jun 10, 2009, 9:51 AM


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OMG, ~calanthablue donated a THREE MONTHS subscription!!!

Much love and huggles to ~catc10 for buying the club yet another ONE YEAR subscription!!!

¡Mucho amor y abrazos para ~catc10 por comprarle al club otra subscripcion POR UN AÑO!

Que creen, ~calanthablue ha donado una subscription de TRES MESES!!!


:heart::hug::iconcatc10::iconcalanthablue::hug::heart:


The winner of the "ZADR All-Stars" contest, with 28 votes, is

La ganadora del concurso "Juegos de ZADR" es

by/ hecha por by ~Chi-Nasagawa

Congradulations/felicitaciones :clap:

2nd place winner is angle-dust-anderson

3rd place winner is fullmetalninja92

Thanks all for participating! :D

Segundo lugar es angle-dust-anderson

Tercer lugar es fullmetalninja92

¡Gracias todos por participar!
:D



Next contest theme/Proximo concurso:

Super Hero/Heroe
Someone suggested a super hero theme for the next contest. You guys are probably already familiar with "Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom" where he gets super powers to fly and shoot lightning from his hands, right? Maybe you can work with that or something Owo;

Alguien sugirió un tema de super héroe para el próximo concurso. ¿Ustedes probablemente ya estan familiarizados con el episodio "La Maravillosa Vida de Condenación de Dib" donde él consigue super poderes de volar y disparar relámpago de sus manos, verdad? Quizá pueden hacer algo con eso Owo;

Contest FAQ

Deadline/Fecha Tope September/Septiembre 2

Prize Artist
:iconangle-dust-anderson::iconswing-21:

Entries
01. by *JynxsBox
02. by ~crazylolli
03. by ~ms-cold
04. by ~yaoifansoftheworld
05. and by ~Hione
06. by ~PiccoGirl
07. by ~thedarklordkeisha
08. by ~La-Fille-Monstre
09. by ~reynaruina
10. by ~RetardedBunny



:iconpanur::iconpanur:


:iconandalitebandit-6::iconandalitebandit-6:

:iconochone::iconlittle-boy-rot:
Our ZADR fanfiction is collected at the C2 Community on Fanfiction.net. To get your story added, first submit it to Fanfiction.net (you'll need to have an account there) and send a note to either ~Ochone or ~Little-Boy-Rot with a link to your FF.net story.


:iconpanur: ------>: :bored: La Dueña/Mas Alta :bored: Debido a asuntos de gran importancia, La Más Alta ha sido llamada a Nacho-Landia para guardar el orden sobre el Festival de los Nachos (es decir atragantarse). Significando que no la verán por aqui durante de un largo tiempo.

:iconandalitebandit-6:------> :jedi: Aprendiz de la Más Alta : :jedi: Con La Más Alta tan ocupada, ella esta a cargo de mantener la base fuerte y actualizada para que no nos caegamos presa al ANTI-ZADR que son menos organizados. Ella lo hace todo ¡TODO! No, ella no ha asesinado a la Más Alta y utilizado su cuerpo para hacer un jugo de Altos delicioso, que la mantendrá viva durante siglos que vienen... Pero yo evitaria su soda, si fui usted...

:iconochone: ------>: :movingon: Director de Cuentos (Fanfiction): :movingon: Todos los fanfics de ZADR estan collecionados en Fanfiction.net. Si quieres que agregemos tu fanfic, solo subelo a tu cuenta en FF.net y mandale el link a ~Ochone o ~Little-Boy-Rot

:iconduae: ------>: :hump: La Directora de la Galería de Pornografía :hump: Si tienen algo pornografíco que quieren sumitir al club, habla con ella. Al club no, a ella.

Aqui les va una ayuda: ¡Si usted no tiene una cuenta con el grupo de ZADR en Yahoo usted no podrá ver las sumisiones!
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ZADR All-Stars/Juegos de ZADR

Fri May 8, 2009, 2:30 PM


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OMG, ~calanthablue donated a THREE MONTHS subscription!!!

Much love and huggles to ~catc10 for buying the club yet another ONE YEAR subscription!!!

¡Mucho amor y abrazos para ~catc10 por comprarle al club otra subscripcion POR UN AÑO!

Que creen, ~calanthablue ha donado una subscription de TRES MESES!!!


:heart::hug::iconcatc10::iconcalanthablue::hug::heart:


The winner of the "Song Inspired" contest, with 15 votes, is

La ganadora del concurso "Inspirado por Cancion" es

by/ hecha por by ~arbrenoir song: Numb by Linkin Park

Congradulations/felicitaciones :clap:

2nd place winner is artemisrox

3rd place winner is crazylolli

Thanks all for participating! :D

Segundo lugar es artemisrox

Tercer lugar es crazylolli

¡Gracias todos por participar!
:D



Next contest theme/Proximo concurso:

ZADR All-Stars/Juegos de ZADR



There's not much out there of the boys getting down and dirty in a nice and friendly game of violent organized sports :threaten: So let's change that! :D

No hay muchos dibujos de nuestros muchachos jugando sucio en un buen y amable partido de deportes violentos :threaten: Asi que es tiempo de cambiar eso! :D

Contest FAQ

Deadline/Fecha Tope June/Julio 6th

Prize Artist
:iconitami-the-pain::iconstefy-coool:

ENTRIES
1. by ~HeartagramReyire
2. by ~Chi-Nasagawa
3. by ~angle-dust-Anderson
4. by ~fullmetalninja92



:iconpanur::iconpanur:


:iconandalitebandit-6::iconandalitebandit-6:


:iconduae::iconduae:


:iconduae::iconduae:


:iconpanur: ------>: :bored: La Dueña/Mas Alta :bored: Debido a asuntos de gran importancia, La Más Alta ha sido llamada a Nacho-Landia para guardar el orden sobre el Festival de los Nachos (es decir atragantarse). Significando que no la verán por aqui durante de un largo tiempo.

:iconandalitebandit-6:------> :jedi: Aprendiz de la Más Alta : :jedi: Con La Más Alta tan ocupada, ella esta a cargo de mantener la base fuerte y actualizada para que no nos caegamos presa al ANTI-ZADR que son menos organizados. Ella lo hace todo ¡TODO! No, ella no ha asesinado a la Más Alta y utilizado su cuerpo para hacer un jugo de Altos delicioso, que la mantendrá viva durante siglos que vienen... Pero yo evitaria su soda, si fui usted...

:iconduae: ------>: :movingon: Director de Cuentos (Fanfiction): :movingon: Y bien. Si usted desea algo que ver con fanfiction, mandenle una nota a ella. La dueña del club no tiene la menor idea cómo ésos son organizados y no podrá hacer nada para ayudarte.

:iconduae: ------>: :hump: La Directora de la Galería de Pornografía :hump: Si tienen algo pornografíco que quieren sumitir al club, habla con ella. Al club no, a ella.

Aqui les va una ayuda: ¡Si usted no tiene una cuenta con el grupo de ZADR en Yahoo usted no podrá ver las sumisiones!
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Good lord! You are suffering from...
ZADR's Disorder! O_O;

Possible Causes:
:bulletred: Shoe-shaped aliens entered your home one night and implanted Post-hypnotic ZADR suggestions into your spleen. Then they tied you up and poked you in the eyes with a ZADR-LOVE-Probe which looks like a giant strawberry shaped weapon. It hurts, but the ZADR!!!!!!
~JTtheLunatic

:bulletred: Brainwaves transmitted across space-time from an advanced alien species in an effort to create an anarchist utopia populated by fangirl/boy and mutant hamster hybrids that produce copious amounts of meta-physical energy during kinky orgies which said aliens will harness in order to power the deep fryers of their countless burger joints across infinite realities.
~Vortarian

:bulletred: The shock of finding the club broke your brain and awakened the sub-conscious fangirl/boy you had tried so hard to suppress, which proceeded to assassinate the poor citizens of your mind such as "Conscience" and "Preppieness", and eventually became the facist leader of your mind. The End!
~GreyscaleTones

Possible Symptoms Include:
:bulletgreen: Hair loss!

*rips out a chunk of hair and holds it out for you*

SEE!!

You also find yourself strangely attracted to tacos, pointy things, three-fingered gloves, and the color green.
~worm-baby

:bulletgreen: Violent Xeno related orgasms that end in death of countless braincells you probably weren't using anyway
~Andalitebandit-6

:bulletgreen: You are suddenly pregnant with smeets and don't know why (goes double for males)
~Andalitebandit-6

:bulletgreen: Your sketchbooks mysteriously fill with ZADR doodles overnight. It's like... sleep-drawing or something. *shrug* Oh, and whenever you're on Google, DeviantART, or any search engine, you feel compelled to type "ZADR".

And you DREAM about it. OBSESSIVELY. EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKIN'. NIGHT. The dreeeeeams... *shudder*

Um... yeah.

Also, there's the obsessive-compulsive fan fiction/art, and whenever you hear a song that even VAGUELY reminds you of ZADR, You squeal. Loudly. VERY loudly. And announce: "Ohmyfreakingawd this is sooooo ZADR-ish!" and proceed to have one of your own little trademark "fangirl seizures."

AND YOU ENJOY EVERY SYMPTOM. Which is even MORE confusing. At this point, you know you've got ZADR's Disorder baaaaad. But you probably don't really care for some reason.
~GreyscaleTones

Possible ZADR Cures you might try:
:bulletblue: Clone yourself multiple times to make a corn muffin wielding army of DOOM. Then transport your corn muffin wielding army of DOOM into the past to disrupt the flow of the time continuum so you don't read all that ZADR pr0n that resulted in the loss of brain cells that caused you to make a corn muffin wielding army of DOOM in the first place, thus negating your existence and all existence on the planet earth.....or something like that.

...just eat more air.
~syntheticNeko

:bulletblue: Infect someone else. When you spread the infection, you spread the love.
~quitelife00

:bulletblue: FIRST! Go to the beach and swim around with out and sunscreen on and get a bad burn. THEN go home and lock yourself in a closet with no access to nutella, balogna, water balloons, umbrellas, handcuffs or meat for 27 days. THEN you should have your friends strap you into a chair, tape your eyes open and force you to watch films and clips on why ZADR is 'bad' while playing classical music loudly.

and if that doesn't cure you.. well.. someone could always hire a sleezy hitman to kill you. :3
~LorTheZeldaNerd

:bulletblue: There is no cure. plain and simple.

it's like trying to stop the sky from bleeding red... at least on rice and ketchup Tuesdays... and let's face it, how many of us actually DON'T enjoy those xeno orgasms when reading charles dickens?

anyway, air is delicious.
~wallflower-chan

:bulletblue: Read/watch/look at ZADR until your eyes bleed with the goo of huuman blood and until it's out of your system.
~KasiasDragon

:bulletblue: I, Dr. Greyscale, HAVE FOUND A CURE (sorta)! YAY FOR ME. Though I, personally, can't imagine WHY someone would want to leave the fandom. 'Course, that's just ME.

FIRSTLY! The ZADR gods are CONSTANTLY watching you all, so wrap your head in tinfoil, or some other metal. Or duct tape. This will cut off the radio-like ZADR beams that are being, for lack of a better word, beamed. To your brainmeats. Yeah.

NEXT. DESTROY ANY AND ALL ZADR INFLUENCE. ANY AND ALL. This will gradually wean you off the fandom. It takes a LONG time, mainly because ZADR is very addicting. Be forewarned, there are side effects, which may include: headaches, deja vu, abdominal pain, earaches, black plague, stomachaches, spontanious combustion, deja vu, coughing/sneezing fits, pancreasaches, appendixaches, vomiting, male pregnancy, speelaches, deja vu, alien abduction... *drones on and on and on...*

And NEXT on the list: Give yourself amniesia somehow. This will cause you to forget about ZADR COMPLETELY.

And then you're cured. Yay for you.
~GreyscaleTones

:bulletblue: Wiat until Venus crashes into Urans then eat a whole box of cookie dough and sob, sob, sob until the aliens come to butt rape you - like they normally do ): -
~invaderwolf

Possible side-effects of suggested cures:

:bulletpurple: Hmm... they tried to cure me once. It went something like this-

"Come here, little guinea pig-er-girl. We want to expiriment on-um-cure you. Get rid of your horrid ZaDR implosions." Janitors were corneringme, and were trying to inject me with a clear liquid that had a little gerbil in it screaming "THE JUICE!! THE JUIIIICE!!!!" and I saw it had no 'cure' but had gonashyphaherpelaids in it instead, and they were trying to see if it would make me become a meat-puppet. I screamed "SEA-LLAMAS!!" and then they looked aorund, and I ran away, just to trip over a beetle and fall flat on the ground. One of them got me and then I poked him and hummed "FBI ASSEMBLE!!" and a hoard of little leprechauns in purple tutus carrying umbrellas came to my aid. They ate the janitors until they turned into butterflies, then they flew away and got eaten by a pixie stick. Then I danced in a circle with the leprechauns and we sang "They Got No Cure For Me!!"
~JTtheLunatic

:bulletpurple: I tried eating more air. It just made me gassy.

I tried raping a local trenchoat wearing crytozoologist with a big head and glasses. I just got arrested.

I tried other. It just tasted like pork.

I tried painting a black cross on my door. I just got chewed out by the RAs in my apartment building.

I tried waking up. Then I saw another new sketch in my drawing pad and realized this was no dream.

I refuse cryogenic freezing on the basis that I hate being cold.

I tried birth-control pills. They just turned out to be like Tylenol, I had to take more and more per dosage in order for them to be as effective and that's just not healthy *eats lard with mayonnaise*.

I tried attempting to repeat the cause. I just ended up naked in a dark, dark room and very confused...

I tried infecting someone else...But do you know how weird you look when you're haplessly dangling off of someone's arm by your teeth wearing a scruffy green werewolf costume with a pillow stuffed in the tummy to insinuate pregnancy and a Dib wig/glasses/trenchcoat combo while brandishing garlic guised in a taco shell? I didn't think so T____T


My only other option is to accept my disease.

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*wanders off to draw xeno!porn*
~worm-baby

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