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ZIM AND DIB CLUBS TREATY!

Under the Zim and Dib (ZaD) Clubs Treaty, any member caught flaming or otherwise leaving unwelcome comments on the pages/deviations of an anti-zadr-club members or the anti club itself, can be reported to the Z-A-D-R Club. The club will then inform that member that if they continue flaming they will lose their membership.

If a member should violate the treaty, they'll get their name put on a private club record but then have a 3 month grace period (like they do at the DMV). If they behave themselves during that time, their record will be clean. But if they mess up again within those 3 months it adds another strike against them. 3 strikes within 3 months and they're out.

Members have the right to voice their opinions, but those opinions MUST be restricted to your own personal page.

Anything you might have done in the past won't be counted or held against you this time, but from this point on.

The anti-club will do the same with their members. So if anyone from there bothers you, report them to us and we'll contact the anti-club about it.

You can read the Anti's version of the treaty here: [link]

The purpose of this treaty is to maintain civil relations among the different ZaD clubs and avoid a repeat of the senseless fandom wars from the past.

This treaty has been agreed to and will be enforced by:

The *Z-A-D-R Club's Tallest ~Panur and TA ~Andalitebandit-6
The ~anti-zadr-club

PEACE AND LOVE, LOVELIES! <3

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_{Because the artists who submit their deviations to the club work hard on them, people should show the artists that they liked their stuff. The club goes through the trouble of setting up the links in the artist comments and these guys personally makes sure that people go back and get it right!}

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~HelgaGP Mar 28, 2007, 5:38:24 PM

And there was much rejoicing

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~Helga~
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" ~Adam (Mythbusters)

Funfact: "Kira" is a Latin name meaning "Light"

~BrokenDeathAngel Mar 28, 2007, 5:46:29 PM

A treaty?!! *snorts with laughter*

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"I want to rule the whole world! All of it! Not some of it. Not just Iceland or Fiji. I WANNA RULE THE WHOLE WORLD!!"

-Jack Spicer-

~Broken-Time Mar 28, 2007, 5:50:11 PM

Yey, friendly-ness is love. I rather like the anti-ZADR peeps, they're nice people.

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*Evil voice* Come to the Dark Side -- We have cookies and hawt alien love >D

~blazecheetah Mar 28, 2007, 5:55:23 PM

DON'T BE HATIN', DAWG.

*Z-A-D-R Mar 28, 2007, 6:09:15 PM

There are always exceptions...

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Yes, we are aware we make Jhonen sick to his belly. His poor belly. His ill-prone belly!!

*Z-A-D-R Mar 28, 2007, 6:09:33 PM

Let's give it the benefit of the doubt for now, shall we? ^_^

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Yes, we are aware we make Jhonen sick to his belly. His poor belly. His ill-prone belly!!

*Z-A-D-R Mar 28, 2007, 6:11:23 PM

WORD! XD

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Yes, we are aware we make Jhonen sick to his belly. His poor belly. His ill-prone belly!!

~vtsfy Mar 28, 2007, 6:17:18 PM

I'm not sure if this treaty will work, but I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt. ^_^

Like Broken-Time said, some of the Anti-ZaDRers are nice people. They like-- or at least tolerate-- us. It's the bad few of the bunch that cause all the drama and set the image of "what Anti-ZaDR people are like". *shakes head*

But, question: Does "leaving unwelcome comments on the pages/deviations of an anti-zadr-club members" include comments in general? Anti-ZaDR people do other art too, I'm sure; even if they don't, it's always nice to leave comments (some Anti-ZaDR stuff's funny, anad kinda true.

)

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Amazing Invader Zim fanfic of WIN - [link]

*moved to ~Haywire-Hakaze*

~chiisanakitty Mar 28, 2007, 6:20:11 PM

To all the people doubting this treaty;

This will only work if the people want it to.

Good luck and good day. *nod*

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If you wish to still see my art, and if you wish to see my fiction, follow me to my new account @ ~MousyLee please and thank you.

*Z-A-D-R Mar 28, 2007, 6:42:13 PM

Some artists don't want to have their stuff commented on/faved by ZADR fans, even if it's a genuine complement.

Example:

"InvaderLin said the following:

That "Stop ZADR" pic was for ANTI - ZADR - CLUB!!

I worked to hard on it to figure out some ZADR-FAN would favorite it... and that's just stoopid, you LIKE ZADR, and I made that pic because I HATE ZADR...

Oh, and while I'm talking to a ZADR fan, I'd like to ask you a question, really think about it please:

Why do people like to make Zim and Dib gay? Have you ever thought how it might make other people feel? Do you people just mute the show while watching it, and make Zim and Dib say whatever you want? DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN KNOW THEY'RE ENEMIES?!?! Have you ever wondered how it makes JHONEN feel?

They're not gay... and I know this for a fact, they will never be anything other than enemies..."

See where were're coming from?

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Yes, we are aware we make Jhonen sick to his belly. His poor belly. His ill-prone belly!!

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Good lord! You are suffering from...
ZADR's Disorder! O_O;

Possible Causes:

Shoe-shaped aliens entered your home one night and implanted Post-hypnotic ZADR suggestions into your spleen. Then they tied you up and poked you in the eyes with a ZADR-LOVE-Probe which looks like a giant strawberry shaped weapon. It hurts, but the ZADR!!!!!!
~JTtheLunatic

Brainwaves transmitted across space-time from an advanced alien species in an effort to create an anarchist utopia populated by fangirl/boy and mutant hamster hybrids that produce copious amounts of meta-physical energy during kinky orgies which said aliens will harness in order to power the deep fryers of their countless burger joints across infinite realities.
~Vortarian

The shock of finding the club broke your brain and awakened the sub-conscious fangirl/boy you had tried so hard to suppress, which proceeded to assassinate the poor citizens of your mind such as "Conscience" and "Preppieness", and eventually became the facist leader of your mind. The End!
~GreyscaleTones

Possible Symptoms Include:

Hair loss!

*rips out a chunk of hair and holds it out for you*

SEE!!

You also find yourself strangely attracted to tacos, pointy things, three-fingered gloves, and the color green.
~worm-baby

Violent Xeno related orgasms that end in death of countless braincells you probably weren't using anyway
~Andalitebandit-6

You are suddenly pregnant with smeets and don't know why (goes double for males)
~Andalitebandit-6

Your sketchbooks mysteriously fill with ZADR doodles overnight. It's like... sleep-drawing or something. *shrug* Oh, and whenever you're on Google, DeviantART, or any search engine, you feel compelled to type "ZADR".

And you DREAM about it. OBSESSIVELY. EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKIN'. NIGHT. The dreeeeeams... *shudder*

Um... yeah.

Also, there's the obsessive-compulsive fan fiction/art, and whenever you hear a song that even VAGUELY reminds you of ZADR, You squeal. Loudly. VERY loudly. And announce: "Ohmyfreakingawd this is sooooo ZADR-ish!" and proceed to have one of your own little trademark "fangirl seizures."

AND YOU ENJOY EVERY SYMPTOM. Which is even MORE confusing. At this point, you know you've got ZADR's Disorder baaaaad. But you probably don't really care for some reason.
~GreyscaleTones

Possible ZADR Cures you might try:

Clone yourself multiple times to make a corn muffin wielding army of DOOM. Then transport your corn muffin wielding army of DOOM into the past to disrupt the flow of the time continuum so you don't read all that ZADR pr0n that resulted in the loss of brain cells that caused you to make a corn muffin wielding army of DOOM in the first place, thus negating your existence and all existence on the planet earth.....or something like that.

...just eat more air.
~syntheticNeko

Infect someone else. When you spread the infection, you spread the love.
~quitelife00

FIRST! Go to the beach and swim around with out and sunscreen on and get a bad burn. THEN go home and lock yourself in a closet with no access to nutella, balogna, water balloons, umbrellas, handcuffs or meat for 27 days. THEN you should have your friends strap you into a chair, tape your eyes open and force you to watch films and clips on why ZADR is 'bad' while playing classical music loudly.

and if that doesn't cure you.. well.. someone could always hire a sleezy hitman to kill you. :3
~LorTheZeldaNerd

There is no cure. plain and simple.

it's like trying to stop the sky from bleeding red... at least on rice and ketchup Tuesdays... and let's face it, how many of us actually DON'T enjoy those xeno orgasms when reading charles dickens?

anyway, air is delicious.
~wallflower-chan

Read/watch/look at ZADR until your eyes bleed with the goo of huuman blood and until it's out of your system.
~KasiasDragon

I, Dr. Greyscale, HAVE FOUND A CURE (sorta)! YAY FOR ME. Though I, personally, can't imagine WHY someone would want to leave the fandom. 'Course, that's just ME.

FIRSTLY! The ZADR gods are CONSTANTLY watching you all, so wrap your head in tinfoil, or some other metal. Or duct tape. This will cut off the radio-like ZADR beams that are being, for lack of a better word, beamed. To your brainmeats. Yeah.

NEXT. DESTROY ANY AND ALL ZADR INFLUENCE. ANY AND ALL. This will gradually wean you off the fandom. It takes a LONG time, mainly because ZADR is very addicting. Be forewarned, there are side effects, which may include: headaches, deja vu, abdominal pain, earaches, black plague, stomachaches, spontanious combustion, deja vu, coughing/sneezing fits, pancreasaches, appendixaches, vomiting, male pregnancy, speelaches, deja vu, alien abduction... *drones on and on and on...*

And NEXT on the list: Give yourself amniesia somehow. This will cause you to forget about ZADR COMPLETELY.

And then you're cured. Yay for you.
~GreyscaleTones

Wiat until Venus crashes into Urans then eat a whole box of cookie dough and sob, sob, sob until the aliens come to butt rape you - like they normally do ): -
~invaderwolf

Possible side-effects of suggested cures:

Hmm... they tried to cure me once. It went something like this-

"Come here, little guinea pig-er-girl. We want to expiriment on-um-cure you. Get rid of your horrid ZaDR implosions." Janitors were corneringme, and were trying to inject me with a clear liquid that had a little gerbil in it screaming "THE JUICE!! THE JUIIIICE!!!!" and I saw it had no 'cure' but had gonashyphaherpelaids in it instead, and they were trying to see if it would make me become a meat-puppet. I screamed "SEA-LLAMAS!!" and then they looked aorund, and I ran away, just to trip over a beetle and fall flat on the ground. One of them got me and then I poked him and hummed "FBI ASSEMBLE!!" and a hoard of little leprechauns in purple tutus carrying umbrellas came to my aid. They ate the janitors until they turned into butterflies, then they flew away and got eaten by a pixie stick. Then I danced in a circle with the leprechauns and we sang "They Got No Cure For Me!!"
~JTtheLunatic

I tried eating more air. It just made me gassy.

I tried raping a local trenchoat wearing crytozoologist with a big head and glasses. I just got arrested.

I tried other. It just tasted like pork.

I tried painting a black cross on my door. I just got chewed out by the RAs in my apartment building.

I tried waking up. Then I saw another new sketch in my drawing pad and realized this was no dream.

I refuse cryogenic freezing on the basis that I hate being cold.

I tried birth-control pills. They just turned out to be like Tylenol, I had to take more and more per dosage in order for them to be as effective and that's just not healthy *eats lard with mayonnaise*.

I tried attempting to repeat the cause. I just ended up naked in a dark, dark room and very confused...

I tried infecting someone else...But do you know how weird you look when you're haplessly dangling off of someone's arm by your teeth wearing a scruffy green werewolf costume with a pillow stuffed in the tummy to insinuate pregnancy and a Dib wig/glasses/trenchcoat combo while brandishing garlic guised in a taco shell? I didn't think so T____T

My only other option is to accept my disease.

...

*wanders off to draw xeno!porn*
~worm-baby