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Tallest Dib/El Mas Alto Dib

Tue Sep 2, 2008, 3:35 PM

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¡UNETE A EL CLUB!

NEW AFFILIATE!

Much love and huggles to ~catc10 for buying the club a ONE YEAR SUBSCRIPTION!!!

¡Mucho amor y abrazos para ~catc10 por comprarle al club un UNA SUSCRIPCION POR UN AÑO!

The winner of the "It's NOT what it looks like" contest, with 22 votes, is
La ganadora del concurso de NO ES LO QUE PARECE!, con 22 votos, es

by/ hecha por ~dpluva

Congradulations/felicitaciones

2nd place winner is ZimPLUSDib, with 14 votes.

3rd place winner is Wicabeth with 8 votes.

Thanks all for participating!

Segundo lugar es ZimPLUSDib, con 14 votos.

Tercer lugar es Wicabeth con 8 votos.

¡Gracias todos por participar!

Next contest theme:

MAYOR PLOT TWIST!: Zim and TALLEST DIB. That's all the information you get, and you need to work something with that, whether it be angst, crack, or whatever.

DEADLINE IS OCTOBER 31

ALGO DIFFERENTE!: Zim y EL MAS ALTO DIB! Eso es toda la información que les daremos, y ustedes necesitan trabajar con eso, sea angustia, amor curiosita o lo que sea.

¡La fecha tope es el 31 de OCTUBRE!

ENTRIES
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by ~TheIrkenRaven
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by ~jadenandfriendsclub
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by ~fullmetalninja92
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by ~Glitch-Of-Perfection
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by ~ms-cold
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by ~Piquante
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by ~RetardedBunny
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by ~krysofdeath

PRIZE ARTISTS

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La Dueña/Mas Alta

Debido a asuntos de gran importancia, La Más Alta ha sido llamada a Nacho-Landia para guardar el orden sobre el Festival de los Nachos (es decir atragantarse). Significando que no la verán por aqui durante de un largo tiempo.

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Aprendiz de la Más Alta :

Con La Más Alta tan ocupada, ella esta a cargo de mantener la base fuerte y actualizada para que no nos caegamos presa al ANTI-ZADR que son menos organizados. Ella lo hace todo ¡TODO! No, ella no ha asesinado a la Más Alta y utilizado su cuerpo para hacer un jugo de Altos delicioso, que la mantendrá viva durante siglos que vienen... Pero yo evitaria su soda, si fui usted...

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Director de Cuentos (Fanfiction):

Y bien. Si usted desea algo que ver con fanfiction, mandenle una nota a ella. La dueña del club no tiene la menor idea cómo ésos son organizados y no podrá hacer nada para ayudarte.

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La Directora de la Galería de Pornografía

Si tienen algo pornografíco que quieren sumitir al club, habla con ella. Al club no, a ella.

Aqui les va una ayuda: ¡Si usted no tiene una cuenta con el grupo de ZADR en Yahoo usted no podrá ver las sumisiones!

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~InvaderLuna Sep 2, 2008, 3:39:31 PM

WOW! KOOL >D I should have commented on some of these journals -w- I'm srry D8 and I can't draw the contest thing ;_; so wait...
WHY AM I EVEN COMMENTING!? D8 GAH! i'm so sorry BUT AWESOME JOURNALS AND STUFF! ^^

*Z-A-D-R Sep 2, 2008, 3:48:27 PM

Glad you like our journals ^_^

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Yes, we are aware we make Jhonen sick to his belly. His poor belly. His ill-prone belly!!

=doomofraven Sep 2, 2008, 4:00:08 PM

oooh sounds like fun

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=Graffiti2DMyHeart Sep 2, 2008, 4:00:10 PM

ohhh! Now THATS a plot twist!

This is going to be an interesting conest to enter...

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~nmcclain1996 Sep 2, 2008, 4:01:51 PM

I think I'll jion in this one ^_^

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~InvaderLuna Sep 2, 2008, 4:04:17 PM

^__^ glad i made you glad 8D

~InvaderTee Sep 2, 2008, 4:50:45 PM

Hm I think I might actually have an idea...

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*dpluva Sep 2, 2008, 5:01:49 PM

Lol... the Tallest Dib idea could've tied in with the "Small Zim" contest easily.. :3

I'd enter.. but I'm so happy for winning the last one, I think my brain just went on a meltdown on contest ideas..

ZADR's gonna give me seizures someday. XD Or send me to an asylum.. now how do I get this straight-jacket off? D:

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*Z-A-D-R Sep 2, 2008, 5:20:10 PM

True, BUT in this one you can make them BOTH tall

And why would you want to take a straight jacket OFF?

They are symbols of status and can be filled with chewy nougat! 8D

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Yes, we are aware we make Jhonen sick to his belly. His poor belly. His ill-prone belly!!

*dpluva Sep 2, 2008, 7:14:22 PM

well.. it's really hard to draw ZADR with a straightjacket on.. :C AND hard to type.. typing with my nose isn't very fun.

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Good lord! You are suffering from...
ZADR's Disorder! O_O;

Possible Causes:

Shoe-shaped aliens entered your home one night and implanted Post-hypnotic ZADR suggestions into your spleen. Then they tied you up and poked you in the eyes with a ZADR-LOVE-Probe which looks like a giant strawberry shaped weapon. It hurts, but the ZADR!!!!!!
~JTtheLunatic

Brainwaves transmitted across space-time from an advanced alien species in an effort to create an anarchist utopia populated by fangirl/boy and mutant hamster hybrids that produce copious amounts of meta-physical energy during kinky orgies which said aliens will harness in order to power the deep fryers of their countless burger joints across infinite realities.
~Vortarian

The shock of finding the club broke your brain and awakened the sub-conscious fangirl/boy you had tried so hard to suppress, which proceeded to assassinate the poor citizens of your mind such as "Conscience" and "Preppieness", and eventually became the facist leader of your mind. The End!
~GreyscaleTones

Possible Symptoms Include:

Hair loss!

*rips out a chunk of hair and holds it out for you*

SEE!!

You also find yourself strangely attracted to tacos, pointy things, three-fingered gloves, and the color green.
~worm-baby

Violent Xeno related orgasms that end in death of countless braincells you probably weren't using anyway
~Andalitebandit-6

You are suddenly pregnant with smeets and don't know why (goes double for males)
~Andalitebandit-6

Your sketchbooks mysteriously fill with ZADR doodles overnight. It's like... sleep-drawing or something. *shrug* Oh, and whenever you're on Google, DeviantART, or any search engine, you feel compelled to type "ZADR".

And you DREAM about it. OBSESSIVELY. EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKIN'. NIGHT. The dreeeeeams... *shudder*

Um... yeah.

Also, there's the obsessive-compulsive fan fiction/art, and whenever you hear a song that even VAGUELY reminds you of ZADR, You squeal. Loudly. VERY loudly. And announce: "Ohmyfreakingawd this is sooooo ZADR-ish!" and proceed to have one of your own little trademark "fangirl seizures."

AND YOU ENJOY EVERY SYMPTOM. Which is even MORE confusing. At this point, you know you've got ZADR's Disorder baaaaad. But you probably don't really care for some reason.
~GreyscaleTones

Possible ZADR Cures you might try:

Clone yourself multiple times to make a corn muffin wielding army of DOOM. Then transport your corn muffin wielding army of DOOM into the past to disrupt the flow of the time continuum so you don't read all that ZADR pr0n that resulted in the loss of brain cells that caused you to make a corn muffin wielding army of DOOM in the first place, thus negating your existence and all existence on the planet earth.....or something like that.

...just eat more air.
~syntheticNeko

Infect someone else. When you spread the infection, you spread the love.
~quitelife00

FIRST! Go to the beach and swim around with out and sunscreen on and get a bad burn. THEN go home and lock yourself in a closet with no access to nutella, balogna, water balloons, umbrellas, handcuffs or meat for 27 days. THEN you should have your friends strap you into a chair, tape your eyes open and force you to watch films and clips on why ZADR is 'bad' while playing classical music loudly.

and if that doesn't cure you.. well.. someone could always hire a sleezy hitman to kill you. :3
~LorTheZeldaNerd

There is no cure. plain and simple.

it's like trying to stop the sky from bleeding red... at least on rice and ketchup Tuesdays... and let's face it, how many of us actually DON'T enjoy those xeno orgasms when reading charles dickens?

anyway, air is delicious.
~wallflower-chan

Read/watch/look at ZADR until your eyes bleed with the goo of huuman blood and until it's out of your system.
~KasiasDragon

I, Dr. Greyscale, HAVE FOUND A CURE (sorta)! YAY FOR ME. Though I, personally, can't imagine WHY someone would want to leave the fandom. 'Course, that's just ME.

FIRSTLY! The ZADR gods are CONSTANTLY watching you all, so wrap your head in tinfoil, or some other metal. Or duct tape. This will cut off the radio-like ZADR beams that are being, for lack of a better word, beamed. To your brainmeats. Yeah.

NEXT. DESTROY ANY AND ALL ZADR INFLUENCE. ANY AND ALL. This will gradually wean you off the fandom. It takes a LONG time, mainly because ZADR is very addicting. Be forewarned, there are side effects, which may include: headaches, deja vu, abdominal pain, earaches, black plague, stomachaches, spontanious combustion, deja vu, coughing/sneezing fits, pancreasaches, appendixaches, vomiting, male pregnancy, speelaches, deja vu, alien abduction... *drones on and on and on...*

And NEXT on the list: Give yourself amniesia somehow. This will cause you to forget about ZADR COMPLETELY.

And then you're cured. Yay for you.
~GreyscaleTones

Wiat until Venus crashes into Urans then eat a whole box of cookie dough and sob, sob, sob until the aliens come to butt rape you - like they normally do ): -
~invaderwolf

Possible side-effects of suggested cures:

Hmm... they tried to cure me once. It went something like this-

"Come here, little guinea pig-er-girl. We want to expiriment on-um-cure you. Get rid of your horrid ZaDR implosions." Janitors were corneringme, and were trying to inject me with a clear liquid that had a little gerbil in it screaming "THE JUICE!! THE JUIIIICE!!!!" and I saw it had no 'cure' but had gonashyphaherpelaids in it instead, and they were trying to see if it would make me become a meat-puppet. I screamed "SEA-LLAMAS!!" and then they looked aorund, and I ran away, just to trip over a beetle and fall flat on the ground. One of them got me and then I poked him and hummed "FBI ASSEMBLE!!" and a hoard of little leprechauns in purple tutus carrying umbrellas came to my aid. They ate the janitors until they turned into butterflies, then they flew away and got eaten by a pixie stick. Then I danced in a circle with the leprechauns and we sang "They Got No Cure For Me!!"
~JTtheLunatic

I tried eating more air. It just made me gassy.

I tried raping a local trenchoat wearing crytozoologist with a big head and glasses. I just got arrested.

I tried other. It just tasted like pork.

I tried painting a black cross on my door. I just got chewed out by the RAs in my apartment building.

I tried waking up. Then I saw another new sketch in my drawing pad and realized this was no dream.

I refuse cryogenic freezing on the basis that I hate being cold.

I tried birth-control pills. They just turned out to be like Tylenol, I had to take more and more per dosage in order for them to be as effective and that's just not healthy *eats lard with mayonnaise*.

I tried attempting to repeat the cause. I just ended up naked in a dark, dark room and very confused...

I tried infecting someone else...But do you know how weird you look when you're haplessly dangling off of someone's arm by your teeth wearing a scruffy green werewolf costume with a pillow stuffed in the tummy to insinuate pregnancy and a Dib wig/glasses/trenchcoat combo while brandishing garlic guised in a taco shell? I didn't think so T____T

My only other option is to accept my disease.

...

*wanders off to draw xeno!porn*
~worm-baby