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CLUB RULES (MUST read)

Sun Nov 6, 2005, 8:02 AM
Do you even know what the "ZADR" stands for?

Well, listen clearly....

IT STANDS FOR ZIM AND DIB ROMANCE!!!

That means male/male alien interaction. So if you don't like it, I invite you to close this window and forget you've ever seen it.

However, if you DO like it, I invite you to join.... This is a good place to find united pics of these two together ^_^

:highfive: THE BASICS OF JOINING :highfive:

Study these rules below. When you think you've got it, send a note titled: "Quiz Me!" and you will then be given a quiz on the rules to make sure you understood them. Good luck! ^_^

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RULES:

1 ) :fella: DA Verifiable Consent Required :fella:

Whether or not you plan to draw any zadr, we need your 'written' permission to upload your work at the club. We give you the format it needs to be in once you pass the quiz and you'll be sending it to us in a note.

We talked in the chatroom with some mods (how can DA be so crappy when they have such cool mods?) and they mentioned it would be good for us to have written permission as back up with any problems DA might start or if someone tries to accuse us of art theft.

You NEED to do all this to join the club. All this is to further protect our community of the slightest chance of banning and/or deleting, understood?

2 ) :stfu: Flaming (to flame or be flamed) :stfu:

No flaming. Not here or at another Deviant's page. If you have something rude to share - be that either against slashers or anti-slashers - keep it to your own page. If you don't, you could be reported for harassment. We have a "3-strikes, you're out!" type discipline for it. If someone reports you to us, we'll give you an initial warning. If you do it again, you get a last warning. The third time you're out of the club.

Also, if someone from this club or the anti-club flames YOU, send us a link to their rude comment and add the person to your ignore list (so they can't flame you anymore) and we'll handle it. If you don't know how to add someone to your ignore list, here's how you do it:

a. Go to 'Edit Settings and Profile' (it's on that list on the right of your main page)
b. Click the 'User Page Display' tab
c. Scroll down to the box labeled 'Blocked Users' and enter the person's name in the box.
d. Click 'OK' (button on the bottom right)

3 ) :analprobe: Pornography :analprobe:

We made a separate site for stuff that's too sexually explicit: The ZADR Pr0n Yahoo Group!

As long as you have a Yahoo account, you can upload your work there! Let us know when you do so we can alert the rest of the club about it ^_^

4 ) :work: Submitting :work:

People sometimes ask:

Q: "How do I submit my art to your gallery?"

A: "Send the link to the club in a note."

For those of you who are more advanced in you DA membership, you know there's a button that lets you 'Share' your deviation by sending it as a thumbnail, right? If you know how to do that, please do ^_^

5 ) :movingon: Fancharacters :movingon:

We know we all have fan characters, It's nearly impossible not to, but please, this is a club for the ZIM and DIB, so unless your Original Characters are there just to force/make/cheer something related to ZADR, we can't put your artwork here.

6 ) :community: Dual Membership :community:

You cannot be a member of the *anti-zadr-club if you want to be a member of the *Z-A-D-R club. I know, DUH, right? But it happens...

7 ) :surrender: Scrappings :surrender:

I know it took you hours to make. I know you put tears blood and sweat in making it, but here is the list of guidelines that club will be using to determine whether a deviation belongs in the scrap gallery, or the actual gallery.

a. Exceptionally blurry or sketchy images will be scrapped. Images with construction lines, partially completed images, and other signs of an image that looks like it is still in its conception stage will be scrapped.

b. Black and white images are not automatically defined as scraps. Inked and pencil shaded images are acceptable, provided that they are completed and not too light.

c. Plain line art is acceptable for gallery inclusion, but if a colored image using that line art is submitted, the original line art will be scrapped.

d. Images on lined paper will be defined as scraps, unless the lines do not detract from the image.

e. Images lacking a background are not automatically defined as scraps. Many artists are not very talented at backgrounds, and there are many well done images of just the characters.

f. Poorly colored images will be scrapped. By poorly colored, we are referring to images that contain one, some, or all of the following:
*Incomplete coloring. (significant potions of skin or hair are not colored, one eye not colored, etc.)
*"MSPaint lines" that are overly distracting to the viewer and in turn significantly detract from the image. "MSPaint lines" refer to what happens when the fill tool does not completely fill an area and you are left with empty spots and/or a "white border" between the edge of the fill and the outline of your image. (We understand that sometimes the artist meant for those to be there, and we do our best to determine what is artistic usage and what is a poor coloring job.)

g. No exceptionally bright images. There are such things as "too colorful/loud" and "too bright". If the images makes the eyes of the viewer hurt/water/bleed, then it will be scrapped.

h. Images should be cropped and cleaned decently. By cleaned, we mean having used some program to remove scanner dirt and correct any contrast/brightness issues. Please note: If you do not know how to crop or clean your image, please let us know, and we will be happy to point you to a tutorial.

i. Images should not be excessively large. We understand that there is a difference between a large image and an image that wasn't properly resized after scanning and cropping and we will be able to tell the difference between the two. If full-viewing the image requires excessive use of both the vertical and horizontal scrollbars in order to see the whole thing, then it is too large.

j. Absolutely no tracings or altered character screenshots. This includes using screenshots for animated images (like flash movies). These are DevArt policy violations, and we don't want to get in trouble. Generic background images are to be used sparingly and you must give credit to the artist/company that owns the rights to them.

*Hint: If you don't know what a screenshot is, it's a scene taken from a TV show/Movie. An "altered" screenshot would be one where you write on/scribble on it. Like this one:
[link]

A few notes: Scrapping will not be based on artistic ability. Instead, it will be based solely on the above mentioned factors.

If you feel that your piece has been unfairly scrapped, please note the club with your concerns.

8 ) :? What is ZADR? :?

All submissions must have at least a hint of ZADR qualities, even if from a ZADR fanfic. When one looks at the submission one should be able to tell fairly easily that they are somehow interacting in a fashion consistent with them being romantically involved. (even if it is sensual in a violent fashion.) Basically, don't make it look like you drew Zim and Dib separately and then just copy/pasted them on the same page and call it ZADR. Also, 'guro' art (Sado/masochism in extreme forms, i.e. maiming, mangling, mutilation) will NOT be accepted in this club.

9 ) :lick: Request for the members:lick:

This is a request, not an order. Please put the club's icon in the artist comments of your ZADR art, that way people who devwatch you will know it was done for us, think "My, what a lovely icon" and click on it, thus giving us more pageviews and chances to get new recruits <3

10 ) :please: PLEASE FAVE THE ORIGINALS :please:

Please please please PLEASE! We know it's a hassle but we're not trying to be mean. We just think it's unfair. The artists submit their art to the club to make it and themselves known. When people fave the club's submissions, it gives credit to us, when all we did was put it on display.

We ask everyone to fave at the artists' deviation, because they deserve the praise and recognition. The club goes through the trouble of setting up the links in the artist comments so we appreciate if you do your part too ^_^

P.S. the only time you're allowed to fave a club version is if the title starts with a dollar sign "$"

11 ) :gallery: Using Art Found In The Club's Gallery :gallery:

The art displayed in the ZADR Club's gallery is NOT drawn by the club. Obviously, right? It's drawn by the club's members. This means that if you have an icon, avatar, ID, AMV or whatever that you want to make and you want to make it using drawings you found in the club gallery, you have to have permission to use them first. NOT permission from the club, but from the club ARTISTS that drew the drawing. If you use art without an artist's permission, it's called 'art theft.' Many artists take themselves and their art very seriously. Please make sure you get their permission for such projects beforehand.

12 ) :job: Know Your Mods and What they Do! :job:

:iconpanur: ------> :bored: Owner/Tallest :bored: : Due to matters most pressing, the Tallest has been called to Foodcourtia to watch over the Nacho Festival (i.e. stuff her face) Meaning you won't see her around for a while~

:iconandalitebandit-6: ------> :jedi:Tallest Apprentice:jedi: : Takes over the Tallest's duties when she's unavailable. Puts together and mails out the weekly club notes, quizzes new recruits, collects and organizes club member art, deals with most administrative stuff in general Xp.

:iconochone: ------> :movingon: Fanfiction manager. :movingon:
All our ZADR fanfiction is collected at the C2 Community on Fanfiction.net. To get your story added, first submit it to Fanfiction.net (you'll need to have an account there) and send a note to either ~Ochone or ~Little-Boy-Rot with a link to your FF.net story.

Devious Comments

:iconsora-mito:
:salute: Yes sir ! The Rules will be obeyed :salute:

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Tegaki E :shamrock: Art Page :shamrock: LJ
:iconz-a-d-r:
Good! I am thankful for it ;P

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Alien x Big headed nerd love. It's good! Join, it will be magical...

[link]
:iconsora-mito:
Everything for ZADR :D < huggles Dib and Zim >

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Tegaki E :shamrock: Art Page :shamrock: LJ
:iconmadcap-zim:
Yus. The rules will be much obeyed. :worship:
:iconkiodo:
Random note on the IZ fancharacters couple part; I don't have an IZ fancharacter 8D I think I'm the only one who DOESN'T XD
:iconinosence:
You have adapted to the changes so very well! and i would comment on the new site if i could get on the site... damned internet browser...

This club, with your guidance, could survive almost anything...
:iconquitelife00:
I don't have an IZ fanchar either! Hooray for :earth:! *dances*

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Grammar has rules.
Beca"u"se if it, didnt; sentences w!ould l.ook like- t'his.

~nonamepsalmist

:pride: member of *GLBT-Pride-Club
:iconkr1mz0n:
If your having trouble veiwing the new site, I recommend downloading Mozilla Firefox @ [link]

It is a perfectly safe download, and is one of the browsers recommended by the y!Gallery site itself. Trust me, it will save you a lot of greif in the future.
:iconkiodo:
Yay I'm not alone! 8D

ShoutBoard

Good lord! You are suffering from...
ZADR's Disorder! O_O;

Possible Causes:
:bulletred: Shoe-shaped aliens entered your home one night and implanted Post-hypnotic ZADR suggestions into your spleen. Then they tied you up and poked you in the eyes with a ZADR-LOVE-Probe which looks like a giant strawberry shaped weapon. It hurts, but the ZADR!!!!!!
~JTtheLunatic

:bulletred: Brainwaves transmitted across space-time from an advanced alien species in an effort to create an anarchist utopia populated by fangirl/boy and mutant hamster hybrids that produce copious amounts of meta-physical energy during kinky orgies which said aliens will harness in order to power the deep fryers of their countless burger joints across infinite realities.
~Vortarian

:bulletred: The shock of finding the club broke your brain and awakened the sub-conscious fangirl/boy you had tried so hard to suppress, which proceeded to assassinate the poor citizens of your mind such as "Conscience" and "Preppieness", and eventually became the facist leader of your mind. The End!
~GreyscaleTones

Possible Symptoms Include:
:bulletgreen: Hair loss!

*rips out a chunk of hair and holds it out for you*

SEE!!

You also find yourself strangely attracted to tacos, pointy things, three-fingered gloves, and the color green.
~worm-baby

:bulletgreen: Violent Xeno related orgasms that end in death of countless braincells you probably weren't using anyway
~Andalitebandit-6

:bulletgreen: You are suddenly pregnant with smeets and don't know why (goes double for males)
~Andalitebandit-6

:bulletgreen: Your sketchbooks mysteriously fill with ZADR doodles overnight. It's like... sleep-drawing or something. *shrug* Oh, and whenever you're on Google, DeviantART, or any search engine, you feel compelled to type "ZADR".

And you DREAM about it. OBSESSIVELY. EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKIN'. NIGHT. The dreeeeeams... *shudder*

Um... yeah.

Also, there's the obsessive-compulsive fan fiction/art, and whenever you hear a song that even VAGUELY reminds you of ZADR, You squeal. Loudly. VERY loudly. And announce: "Ohmyfreakingawd this is sooooo ZADR-ish!" and proceed to have one of your own little trademark "fangirl seizures."

AND YOU ENJOY EVERY SYMPTOM. Which is even MORE confusing. At this point, you know you've got ZADR's Disorder baaaaad. But you probably don't really care for some reason.
~GreyscaleTones

Possible ZADR Cures you might try:
:bulletblue: Clone yourself multiple times to make a corn muffin wielding army of DOOM. Then transport your corn muffin wielding army of DOOM into the past to disrupt the flow of the time continuum so you don't read all that ZADR pr0n that resulted in the loss of brain cells that caused you to make a corn muffin wielding army of DOOM in the first place, thus negating your existence and all existence on the planet earth.....or something like that.

...just eat more air.
~syntheticNeko

:bulletblue: Infect someone else. When you spread the infection, you spread the love.
~quitelife00

:bulletblue: FIRST! Go to the beach and swim around with out and sunscreen on and get a bad burn. THEN go home and lock yourself in a closet with no access to nutella, balogna, water balloons, umbrellas, handcuffs or meat for 27 days. THEN you should have your friends strap you into a chair, tape your eyes open and force you to watch films and clips on why ZADR is 'bad' while playing classical music loudly.

and if that doesn't cure you.. well.. someone could always hire a sleezy hitman to kill you. :3
~LorTheZeldaNerd

:bulletblue: There is no cure. plain and simple.

it's like trying to stop the sky from bleeding red... at least on rice and ketchup Tuesdays... and let's face it, how many of us actually DON'T enjoy those xeno orgasms when reading charles dickens?

anyway, air is delicious.
~wallflower-chan

:bulletblue: Read/watch/look at ZADR until your eyes bleed with the goo of huuman blood and until it's out of your system.
~KasiasDragon

:bulletblue: I, Dr. Greyscale, HAVE FOUND A CURE (sorta)! YAY FOR ME. Though I, personally, can't imagine WHY someone would want to leave the fandom. 'Course, that's just ME.

FIRSTLY! The ZADR gods are CONSTANTLY watching you all, so wrap your head in tinfoil, or some other metal. Or duct tape. This will cut off the radio-like ZADR beams that are being, for lack of a better word, beamed. To your brainmeats. Yeah.

NEXT. DESTROY ANY AND ALL ZADR INFLUENCE. ANY AND ALL. This will gradually wean you off the fandom. It takes a LONG time, mainly because ZADR is very addicting. Be forewarned, there are side effects, which may include: headaches, deja vu, abdominal pain, earaches, black plague, stomachaches, spontanious combustion, deja vu, coughing/sneezing fits, pancreasaches, appendixaches, vomiting, male pregnancy, speelaches, deja vu, alien abduction... *drones on and on and on...*

And NEXT on the list: Give yourself amniesia somehow. This will cause you to forget about ZADR COMPLETELY.

And then you're cured. Yay for you.
~GreyscaleTones

:bulletblue: Wiat until Venus crashes into Urans then eat a whole box of cookie dough and sob, sob, sob until the aliens come to butt rape you - like they normally do ): -
~invaderwolf

Possible side-effects of suggested cures:

:bulletpurple: Hmm... they tried to cure me once. It went something like this-

"Come here, little guinea pig-er-girl. We want to expiriment on-um-cure you. Get rid of your horrid ZaDR implosions." Janitors were corneringme, and were trying to inject me with a clear liquid that had a little gerbil in it screaming "THE JUICE!! THE JUIIIICE!!!!" and I saw it had no 'cure' but had gonashyphaherpelaids in it instead, and they were trying to see if it would make me become a meat-puppet. I screamed "SEA-LLAMAS!!" and then they looked aorund, and I ran away, just to trip over a beetle and fall flat on the ground. One of them got me and then I poked him and hummed "FBI ASSEMBLE!!" and a hoard of little leprechauns in purple tutus carrying umbrellas came to my aid. They ate the janitors until they turned into butterflies, then they flew away and got eaten by a pixie stick. Then I danced in a circle with the leprechauns and we sang "They Got No Cure For Me!!"
~JTtheLunatic

:bulletpurple: I tried eating more air. It just made me gassy.

I tried raping a local trenchoat wearing crytozoologist with a big head and glasses. I just got arrested.

I tried other. It just tasted like pork.

I tried painting a black cross on my door. I just got chewed out by the RAs in my apartment building.

I tried waking up. Then I saw another new sketch in my drawing pad and realized this was no dream.

I refuse cryogenic freezing on the basis that I hate being cold.

I tried birth-control pills. They just turned out to be like Tylenol, I had to take more and more per dosage in order for them to be as effective and that's just not healthy *eats lard with mayonnaise*.

I tried attempting to repeat the cause. I just ended up naked in a dark, dark room and very confused...

I tried infecting someone else...But do you know how weird you look when you're haplessly dangling off of someone's arm by your teeth wearing a scruffy green werewolf costume with a pillow stuffed in the tummy to insinuate pregnancy and a Dib wig/glasses/trenchcoat combo while brandishing garlic guised in a taco shell? I didn't think so T____T


My only other option is to accept my disease.

...

*wanders off to draw xeno!porn*
~worm-baby

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