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ZADR Terminology

Thu Dec 6, 2007, 8:25 PM
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It has come to my attention that many ZADR fans are in fact, ignorant of the boy/boy love words used in the fandom. So I, Darth Bandeet, have decided on a whim to make this journal of defining words for joo! Anybody know of any words I'm missing, please let me know, as I'm getting these off the top of my head right now Xp

Definintions taken from the online Urban Dictionary [link]

ZADR - a lovely acronym for Zim and Dib Romance/Relationship. It has it's roots deep in... well, people trying to find out how to say 'hot human/alien sex inside' while still staying PG ;P. No, seriously, it came out of just slash culture and a bunch of other crap besides. I still stick by the definition above, though. It tends to be shounen-ai, if not blatant yaoi. Some of it IS good though
~GizGaz

GENERAL TERMS

:new: BL - In Japan, BL is the "modern" term for Shounenai, definition meaning "Boys love."
~Allaiyah

UST - Unresolved Sexual Tension. It is a common mechanism in fiction, which enables the relationship between characters to build up a powerful erotic charge without actually becoming sexual.

Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

E.g. I invoke rule 34 on the Rescue Rangers. What have I done?!
I posted a picture on /b/. I rule 34'd it. Dear God!
Can I get sum Rule 34 on Captain Planet?
Hey did you hear? Stephen Hawking bought a horse, dammit rule 34!


~Ninja337

Slash - Word used in fanfiction to denote homosexual pairings. Usually male/male, sometimes female/female AKA femmeslash.
Often used interchangeably with yaoi or yuri.
~Bunny of Doom

Uke - from the Japanese verb 'ukeru' (receive) it's used in anime/manga and fanfiction for the "bottom" or "passive" in a yaoi/shounen-ai (male/male) relationship. Generally the shorter, cuter, sweeter of the two... generally
~Alexi Dalziel

Seme - Japanese for the partner on top. Used in conjunction with uke and yaoi.
~Alyson

Shonen-ai - is a Japanese terminology literally translated into "shonen" = boy and "ai" which means love. It denotes male homosexuality, and, unlike its correspondent yaoi, shonen-ai is used in regards to depictions of the romantic side of a relationship between two males. "Shonen-ai," the term, is used in fanfiction to warn of male homosexuality.
~Random Idiot Ri

Yaoi - is a Japanese word, which is actually something of an acronym. It comes from "YAma nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi", which means "no climax, no point, no meaning".

In speech and writing, it's a slang term used to refer to stories that focus on homosexual relationships, usually between men. Yaoi tends to involve graphic sex, often with little or no plot. The female equivalent is yuri.

A related genre is shonen-ai, or "boys' love", which tends to involve less sex and more cuddling (and plot).
~SolarCat

Xenophilia - A love of strange/foreign/unknown (alien) objects/people. We basically just skewed it for our ZADR needs.
~worm-baby

Pedophilia - From the Greek ';Paedo' which means 'Child' and ';Phile' which means 'Love'
A sexual orientation of an adult and a minor. (i.e. Zim's supposedly older than the oldest human being on Earth and Dib is... what? Still in grade school?)

Shotacon - or Shota for short! It the love/sex between 2 little boys or a little boy and a grown man or a little boy and a grown woman! Basically an extention of pedophilia Xp

Emo - unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, listen to high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts, wear tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.
~7ThisIsWudie7

Bishie - Short for bishounen, translated roughly meaning "pretty boy." Used for attractive male anime characters, and sometimes real life. Generally they are sort of girlish looking.
~Splintered

M-Preg - The term is short for Male Pregnancy and is most often used in fan fiction to describe the surprising occurrence of pregnant males. It is most typically seen in male/male pairings, but has occasionally sprung up in other situations. Is most commonly used as an adjective.
~For-Chan

OTP - "One True Pair" of the fandom that you support. (However, I've seen many a fangirl declare her OTP for more than one pairing.)
~MagicMoonglo

Fanservice - In terms of Anime, the least extreme form of nudity or sexually based angles. This may include panty shots, minor nudity, underwear shots, bare chests and other such things added solely for comic effect or pleasuring (servicing) perverted fans.
~Dukeofyo90

Cross-Dressing - A situation where a person of one gender wears the traditional clothes of their opposite gender (i.e. a male wearing lacy underwear and a bra)

Masochist - A person who gets pleasure from pain. It is quite possible for a person to be masochistic without being submissive.

In other words, a person can be a seme, and still like pain, but can also like pain but not like to inflict it.
~FireWitch1

Sadist - Someone who gets psychological pleasure from inflicting pain on someone. It doesn't necessarily have to be physical pain, though that is the norm.
~worm-baby

B&D - Bondage and Domination

Referring to the practice of restraining a sexual partner and then asserting one's control over them through a variety of methods, including, but not limited to:

* forced sexual positions
* humiliation
* forced climax
~thehumanencyclopedia

S&M Slave and Master

The practice of using pain as a sexual stimulant. Some variants of S&M include:

* Spanking
* Whipping
* Blood play
* Asphyxiation (denying the ability to breathe properly)
* Hot wax
~thehumanencyclopedia

BDSM - An overlapping abbrevation of Bondage and Discipline (BD), Dominance and Submission (DS), Sadism and Masochism (SM).
~Tanos

Vore - The shortening of the word 'voraphilia' which means basically 'the love of being swallowed'. A vore is technically a person who enjoys being eaten or the act of eating someone else.
~Saira

WWJD? - An anti-ZADR spin on the acronym 'What Would Jesus Do?' now meaning "What Would Jhonen Do?"

z@DDER - An anti-ZADR version of the acronym ZADR created by ~Dibsthe1 which stands for 3 things: Zim and Dib don't even relent/Zim and Dib don't exactly rapport/Zim and Dib don't erotically respond

Analingus- Kissing, Licking, and penetration of the anus by the tongue.

Asexual- Absence of sexual feelings.

Auto-Sadism- An act, whereby, one inflicts pain on ones self.

Exhibitionist- A person who derives sexual gratification by displaying his body to others.

Fetish- Any object or part of the body which is normally considered non-sexual, but which arouses erotic feelings such as leather, rubber, feet, socks, panties, and ect.

Flagellation- Whipping or beating to sexual orgasm.

G-String- A small brief worn over the genitals.

Narcissism- One who is stimulated by one's own body.

Sadomasochism- Both sadism and masochism existing in the same person.

Voyeur- One who gains sexual satisfacation from watching others undress or engage in sexual acts.

FANFICTION RELATED

Drabble - A short piece of writing (usually fanfiction but sometimes original), usually no more than a 1000 words (although length is debatable) and often not bearing any real direction or plot. Drabbles are more often used to make a point about the characters or events involved, or to provide an introspection or specific point of view.
~sdw

Non-Con - usually pertaining to fanfiction.
"non-con" is short for "non-consensual" sex, making this a nice way to say "rape".
~they call me reject

Hurt/Comfort or H/C - Situation where one person goes through trauma/pain/hurt (i.e. Zim finds out the Tallest hate him) and the other enters the scene and comforts their hurt (i.e. Dib smexes Zim up to make him feel better) Xp

Gender Bender - A fanfiction in which the author changes the sex/gender of a person/character. (i.e. portraying Zim and Dib as girls/Gaz as a boy)

OOC - Out Of Character. Used in fanfiction to describe a character who has been characterised differently to the canon. (i.e. Zim being portayed as a kind, shy, and in love with Dib) Xp

IC - In Character. Means that a character is acting according to his true nature. Opposite of OOC.

Canon - Another word for official. Used quite often in fan fiction to differentiate between the official storyline in which the fan fiction is based on.
~Icewarm

Non-Canon - The opposite of canon.
~Anda

M/M - Fanfiction label meaning Male/Male (homosexual) relationship.

One Shot - Fanfiction story beginning and ending in a single chapter.

Lemon - Often shortened to simply "Lemon", the term is actually derived from a hentai anime in 1984, "Cream Lemon", which told a story about a girl called Ami and her relationships.

Since then "Lemon" has been used to refer to all sexually-oriented fanworks, in particular fan-fiction.
~ChibiTaryn

Lime/Citrus - Heavy petting and maybe hinting that more happened, but not outright showing it. Basically less 'graphic' versions of a lemon.
~Kitsune-Ryu

Alternate Universe (AU) - Basically means existing characters and plot are taken completely out of the ordinary (i.e. Zim is a lawyer and Dib is a housewife that met in a bar and got into an adulterous relationship) O-o;

Angst - adaptation of German word for "fear"(and quite an extension if you ask me 0_o) referring to an emotion, more or less hormonally induced, occurring in early and middle stages of puberty for most people. Often accompanied by a loss of perspective and an extreme magnification of trifling difficulties.
~IntestinePoet

Smut - naughty books, but you READ them, not look at them.
~Kei

Fluff - a scene in a fanfiction that could be considered an 'awww' moment.
~Dudette

PWP - Means "Plot, What Plot?" or, similarly, "Point, What Point?" Generally refers to a fanfiction in which nothing occurs but steamy, graphic sexual scenes. Usually is OOC (out-of-character) and/or OOT (out-of-timeline; see also TWT ) Often contains yaoi or yuri, instead of the traditional male/female pairing.
~Kuri Baka

G*R* - The abbreviation of the popular ZADR Fanfic Goddess Rising by *ladylaguna

Moofies - First discovered in the popular ZADR Fanfic BRB Suicide by *neofox and *Insanity-Icons this snack consists of a muffin base, cookie in the middle and topped with a severed muffin hat.

Lekku - Initially the term for the head tails for the Twi'lik aliens in Star Wars, later adapted in fanfiction and is now a popular term reffering to antennae in irken.

TGZC - Acronym standing for 'The Great ZADR Challenge' was a round robin project started by ~Silver-Renagade but seems to have been abandoned.


Smeets - Irken babies, reproduced scientifically in a tube.
*vtsfy

Smeeby/Smeebies - Children born from both an Irken and a human subject.
*vtsfy

Gore - the shedding of blood almost always resulting in murder.

Devious Comments

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"yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi"
great words to live by XD

My brain is screaming "INCLUDE NON-CON!"
...but thats because my mind is sick and twisted. o-o;
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They didnt have a PWP ? Though that one is pretty obvious. This list is interesting...XP

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It is quite possible for a person to be masochistic without being submissive, and to be masochistic without being masochistic.

Wait...what?

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YAY! YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI!!

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I have no idea o_o; That's just what was listed under the description Xp

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I missed one! I'll go ahead and post that one now :D

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yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi :D

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You forgot xenophilia, which I'd imagine is pretty relevant :P Perhaps angst as well?

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PWP can also be Porn Without Plot, I think

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Good lord! You are suffering from...
ZADR's Disorder! O_O;

Possible Causes:
:bulletred: Shoe-shaped aliens entered your home one night and implanted Post-hypnotic ZADR suggestions into your spleen. Then they tied you up and poked you in the eyes with a ZADR-LOVE-Probe which looks like a giant strawberry shaped weapon. It hurts, but the ZADR!!!!!!
~JTtheLunatic

:bulletred: Brainwaves transmitted across space-time from an advanced alien species in an effort to create an anarchist utopia populated by fangirl/boy and mutant hamster hybrids that produce copious amounts of meta-physical energy during kinky orgies which said aliens will harness in order to power the deep fryers of their countless burger joints across infinite realities.
~Vortarian

:bulletred: The shock of finding the club broke your brain and awakened the sub-conscious fangirl/boy you had tried so hard to suppress, which proceeded to assassinate the poor citizens of your mind such as "Conscience" and "Preppieness", and eventually became the facist leader of your mind. The End!
~GreyscaleTones

Possible Symptoms Include:
:bulletgreen: Hair loss!

*rips out a chunk of hair and holds it out for you*

SEE!!

You also find yourself strangely attracted to tacos, pointy things, three-fingered gloves, and the color green.
~worm-baby

:bulletgreen: Violent Xeno related orgasms that end in death of countless braincells you probably weren't using anyway
~Andalitebandit-6

:bulletgreen: You are suddenly pregnant with smeets and don't know why (goes double for males)
~Andalitebandit-6

:bulletgreen: Your sketchbooks mysteriously fill with ZADR doodles overnight. It's like... sleep-drawing or something. *shrug* Oh, and whenever you're on Google, DeviantART, or any search engine, you feel compelled to type "ZADR".

And you DREAM about it. OBSESSIVELY. EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKIN'. NIGHT. The dreeeeeams... *shudder*

Um... yeah.

Also, there's the obsessive-compulsive fan fiction/art, and whenever you hear a song that even VAGUELY reminds you of ZADR, You squeal. Loudly. VERY loudly. And announce: "Ohmyfreakingawd this is sooooo ZADR-ish!" and proceed to have one of your own little trademark "fangirl seizures."

AND YOU ENJOY EVERY SYMPTOM. Which is even MORE confusing. At this point, you know you've got ZADR's Disorder baaaaad. But you probably don't really care for some reason.
~GreyscaleTones

Possible ZADR Cures you might try:
:bulletblue: Clone yourself multiple times to make a corn muffin wielding army of DOOM. Then transport your corn muffin wielding army of DOOM into the past to disrupt the flow of the time continuum so you don't read all that ZADR pr0n that resulted in the loss of brain cells that caused you to make a corn muffin wielding army of DOOM in the first place, thus negating your existence and all existence on the planet earth.....or something like that.

...just eat more air.
~syntheticNeko

:bulletblue: Infect someone else. When you spread the infection, you spread the love.
~quitelife00

:bulletblue: FIRST! Go to the beach and swim around with out and sunscreen on and get a bad burn. THEN go home and lock yourself in a closet with no access to nutella, balogna, water balloons, umbrellas, handcuffs or meat for 27 days. THEN you should have your friends strap you into a chair, tape your eyes open and force you to watch films and clips on why ZADR is 'bad' while playing classical music loudly.

and if that doesn't cure you.. well.. someone could always hire a sleezy hitman to kill you. :3
~LorTheZeldaNerd

:bulletblue: There is no cure. plain and simple.

it's like trying to stop the sky from bleeding red... at least on rice and ketchup Tuesdays... and let's face it, how many of us actually DON'T enjoy those xeno orgasms when reading charles dickens?

anyway, air is delicious.
~wallflower-chan

:bulletblue: Read/watch/look at ZADR until your eyes bleed with the goo of huuman blood and until it's out of your system.
~KasiasDragon

:bulletblue: I, Dr. Greyscale, HAVE FOUND A CURE (sorta)! YAY FOR ME. Though I, personally, can't imagine WHY someone would want to leave the fandom. 'Course, that's just ME.

FIRSTLY! The ZADR gods are CONSTANTLY watching you all, so wrap your head in tinfoil, or some other metal. Or duct tape. This will cut off the radio-like ZADR beams that are being, for lack of a better word, beamed. To your brainmeats. Yeah.

NEXT. DESTROY ANY AND ALL ZADR INFLUENCE. ANY AND ALL. This will gradually wean you off the fandom. It takes a LONG time, mainly because ZADR is very addicting. Be forewarned, there are side effects, which may include: headaches, deja vu, abdominal pain, earaches, black plague, stomachaches, spontanious combustion, deja vu, coughing/sneezing fits, pancreasaches, appendixaches, vomiting, male pregnancy, speelaches, deja vu, alien abduction... *drones on and on and on...*

And NEXT on the list: Give yourself amniesia somehow. This will cause you to forget about ZADR COMPLETELY.

And then you're cured. Yay for you.
~GreyscaleTones

:bulletblue: Wiat until Venus crashes into Urans then eat a whole box of cookie dough and sob, sob, sob until the aliens come to butt rape you - like they normally do ): -
~invaderwolf

Possible side-effects of suggested cures:

:bulletpurple: Hmm... they tried to cure me once. It went something like this-

"Come here, little guinea pig-er-girl. We want to expiriment on-um-cure you. Get rid of your horrid ZaDR implosions." Janitors were corneringme, and were trying to inject me with a clear liquid that had a little gerbil in it screaming "THE JUICE!! THE JUIIIICE!!!!" and I saw it had no 'cure' but had gonashyphaherpelaids in it instead, and they were trying to see if it would make me become a meat-puppet. I screamed "SEA-LLAMAS!!" and then they looked aorund, and I ran away, just to trip over a beetle and fall flat on the ground. One of them got me and then I poked him and hummed "FBI ASSEMBLE!!" and a hoard of little leprechauns in purple tutus carrying umbrellas came to my aid. They ate the janitors until they turned into butterflies, then they flew away and got eaten by a pixie stick. Then I danced in a circle with the leprechauns and we sang "They Got No Cure For Me!!"
~JTtheLunatic

:bulletpurple: I tried eating more air. It just made me gassy.

I tried raping a local trenchoat wearing crytozoologist with a big head and glasses. I just got arrested.

I tried other. It just tasted like pork.

I tried painting a black cross on my door. I just got chewed out by the RAs in my apartment building.

I tried waking up. Then I saw another new sketch in my drawing pad and realized this was no dream.

I refuse cryogenic freezing on the basis that I hate being cold.

I tried birth-control pills. They just turned out to be like Tylenol, I had to take more and more per dosage in order for them to be as effective and that's just not healthy *eats lard with mayonnaise*.

I tried attempting to repeat the cause. I just ended up naked in a dark, dark room and very confused...

I tried infecting someone else...But do you know how weird you look when you're haplessly dangling off of someone's arm by your teeth wearing a scruffy green werewolf costume with a pillow stuffed in the tummy to insinuate pregnancy and a Dib wig/glasses/trenchcoat combo while brandishing garlic guised in a taco shell? I didn't think so T____T


My only other option is to accept my disease.

...

*wanders off to draw xeno!porn*
~worm-baby

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